“Welcome sports fans! My name is Bob Bifford and beside me is my old commentating companion Jim Johnson, Good evening Jim”

“Evening Bob, yes folks today we’re here to announce a most tremendous competition, the Blood Bowl World Cup! For the first time we are proud to unite several major stadiums on the Blood Bowl circuit and link them up to form this once in a lifetime competition.”

“That’s right Jim, this is going to be a truly magnificent spectacle, seeing the greatest Blood Bowl coaches around the world going at it tooth, nail, claw and extra head, all in the name of Nuffle and Glory. Why it reminds me of the time I picked up the Blood Bowl cup after…”

“…Sorry Bob, no time for you to go into another one of your fascinating trips down memory lane, the fans want to know what this competition is all about!”